Quickie: Protectern Launched!

© artwork licensed by clipart.com Protectern (Includes tilt adjustable protective shield. Only $459.95 On sale for $259.95 + shipping)

I'm wondering if the shoe-throwing incident has any economic significance for the serial entrepreneur. Something below from my 7Dwarves supplier:

Our beautiful post-modern titanium lectern with protective shield, as seen many times on national TV:

Ultra-contemporary, good looking and light; the massive 25 inch leg diameter adds strength & stability; high desktop at 20 3/4 wide X 15.5; 26 inches minimum to 47.5 inches maximum height; generous two-inch book stop for holding large amounts of paperwork; smooth and easy to use ergonomic round knobs; rolled edges on desktop for comfort while speaking; protective feet insure all floor surfaces remain damage free; easy to transport and/or store.

Above all, this lectern 2.0 design has fully adjustable tilt protective shield made of toughened glass. Supported with 100% assurance to keep the person behind the lectern safe. Say goodbye to duck and cover during press conferences, and other public events. Buy Protectern now!

Same or next business day shipping always * Free customer pickup in SW Michigan eliminates shipping fees * Discounted shipping for multiple units * We have in-stock replacement parts * Not sold in stores *

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