In Hugo Chavez's short list, in no particular order --
- Bill Clinton
- Noam Chomsky
- Sean Penn
- Oliver Stone
Anyone on that list would be just perfect for that chief of mission job in Caracas, thank you very much!
Really, and the next thing you know, that guy with a funny hair giving the Korean Peninsula a tummy ache is going to have his short list, too. We imagine that Kim Jong-il's list would be much more interesting than Hugo's based on his Hollywood favorites. In no particular order, of course:
- Jason Voorhees
- John Rambo aka:Sylvester Stallone
- Godzilla
- Dame Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor
- James Bond, the current version aka: Daniel Craig
And who would Mahmoud of Ahmadinejad have for Tehran? Bob the Builder? What do you eat in Pyongyang if you're a radioactive dinosaur, anyway?
Perhaps concerned on how Chavez's "picks" might create a precedent (just imagine searching for an American Godzilla to be chief of mission in Pyongyang?), the State Department's PJ Crowley answered a definite "no" when asked if the US "would you seriously entertain any of those suggestions?"
QUESTION: No? Okay. So who are --
MR. CROWLEY: Well, put it this way. We appreciate President Chavez’s suggestions, but the fact is we are not looking for another candidate to be the U.S. Ambassador to Caracas. We’ve made clear that we felt very strongly that Larry Palmer was the appropriate candidate, fully qualified, and would have been and would be an effective interlocutor to improve relations between the United States and Venezuela. We have not changed our view, even though his nomination is technically expired. We supported him prior to the end of the last Congress and we continue to support him. And we regret very much that Venezuela has rescinded agrément, but the fact is we’re not looking for another candidate.
QUESTION: Well, that seems to go – well, I mean, it doesn’t entirely contradict, but it seems to tamp down what you had suggested the other day, which was that someone would have to be re-nominated for that post.
MR. CROWLEY: Someone would have to be re-nominated.
QUESTION: Has the decision been made to re-nominate Mr. Palmer, Ambassador Palmer, to the post?
MR. CROWLEY: Well, we will – we are evaluating the implications of Venezuela’s withdrawal of agrément. We haven’t made any decisions, but we just want to be clear that we have not stepped back from our complete support for Larry Palmer.
QUESTION: So – I realize this is a White House matter, but --
MR. CROWLEY: Well, I mean, again, that is a White House matter. What – all I’m saying is that we are – there have been suggestions, particularly suggestions by President Chavez himself, that we are looking for another candidate, and the answer is that we’re not looking for another candidate.
QUESTION: Okay, so you’re happy then – or maybe not happy, but you’re ready to leave it – leave the situation as it is, without having ambassadors in either country?
MR. CROWLEY: We’re prepared to stay where we are for an indefinite period.
[...]
MR. CROWLEY: I mean, there – but there – I’m not saying – I don't know. I’ll take the question as to whether we have meetings coming up with individuals from Venezuela. Obviously, we have not shied away from offering our view and our concerns about what is happening in Venezuela. We believe that an ambassador on the ground in Caracas would both have the ability to engage the Government of Venezuela but also make clear in our interaction with Venezuelan civil society that we support freedom of the press, we support private enterprise, we decry the increasingly autocratic trends in Venezuela.
If we have an ambassador at post, that’s not a concession to another country. It is someone there serving our interests and protecting our values. That’s why we are prepared to have an ambassador in Caracas. We believe that Larry Palmer can be an effective ambassador. We wish that Venezuela would accept him as our nominee. We regret that Venezuela has rescinded its agrément, and – but we haven’t stepped back from our support for Mr. Palmer.
*That "plus" is there for the 18 months where the President of Venezuela will govern his country by decrees.
Um wait -- just this past Monday, AP also reported that the US is considering seeking a new envoy to Venezuela and also quoted PJ Crowley. This is so confusing. Not a good way to start a new year.
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