Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts

Friday, May 14, 2010

Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright or What happened to FS blog, "A Daring Adventure?"

Tiger, Tiger, Burning bright....Image by law_keven via Flickr

Our blog friend, NDS inquired if Kolbi's "A Daring Adventure" blog has suddenly disappeared? Yep, it's gone.  Don't know who got her but these tigers have been known to slurp bloggers for snacks with their frappucino. But this was fast, much too fast -- must be one terribly hungry tiger. All in the last 24 hours, too. If you happen to know the name of the tiger or its trainer, we would like to know. The problem is there are way too many tigers in the zoo. The owners may not always know who the tigers bite. But that they bite, is clearly not a rumor.

This left me scratching my head, of course. I think the last item Kolbi wrote about had to do with "Oakwood" and "We are not a hotel" thingy.  This is going to make me stay up all night - I thought these tigers only work overtime in China, Cuba and Ayran.

Double holy mother of goat!

It's not only that these tigers are absolutely not nice.  They also bite a spouse who is not a paid employee of the big house! Krrrreeeeeeek. That's me cracking my neck, trying to figure this out.  Ouch! What?  She stuck her head and made sounds and it was her fault?  Oh, I see -- she's not allowed to stick her head and have an opinion of her own because her husband works for the big house? Oh, that sucks! ...... But, hey.... I thought that only happens in places where they forced women to wear those lovely burqas?      



Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright

Don’t wander off here
Stay behind the dotted lines
There’s danger out there

Yes, tigers beyond these lines
And they―are trained hard to bite







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Friday, April 2, 2010

Consular Corner Creative Writing Contest Winners!

Remember the Consular Corner's Consul General, Pig, Monkey Creative Writing Contest  last month?  Well, CC has some winners, including Diplopundit's "A Day in a Life of Pig, Consul General and Monkey King" as Grand Champion for the "Poetry | Other" category. That's cool, huh?!

 “Consul General Linda Donahue shows Monkey and Pig
how easy it is to use the new DS-160 online visa application form.”
Photo from US Embassy Beijing

Pig once visited a popular consular-magical window
Full of spring moon charm and sadness and sorrow
Nobody, but nobody knew if she was from Kyoto.

The Consul General, the almost Brigadier General
Politely sat without a grumble, listening, listening
To Pig’s enchanting oink and ever expanding gamble:
The piglets, the piglets are all alone in the castle!

Monkey King, the one great sage of consular corner
Gave Pig a glance that clacked and clattered like an anchor
And quiet innocently asked the gentle Consul General,
If these piglets are all weaned and marvelous as chow chow,
Why, why would Pig wail about their being alone just now?


Thank you judges! Diplopundit is in fantastic company.  There is the top winner, "K-Visa Delight" (set to the tune of "Afternoon Delight") by Paul Mayer, the Consular Section Chief of US Consulate General Montreal.  We have previously posted Paul here in the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake when he blogged about his experience at DipNote.  His KV Delight is absolutely wonderful! Verse 1 below; see if you can sing it along with the tune.  Now, we just need somebody to sing and record this for YouTube.  Perhaps the guys in London who did the Lonely Hearts Scam Division video would take this on?

Gonna get your K-visa, baby hold on tight
Gonna do your DS-160 tonight
We meet while gaming online, we both love to fight
Playing World of Warcraft online each and every night.

Another winner is "Chicken Little and the DS-160" in the allegory category (aka "laughter as antidote to extreme frustration" category) submitted by an anonymous immigration attorney. Excerpt below. Read on, I think you'll see why its anonymous: 

"The system is falling? How do you know the system is falling?" the Consul General asked.

"Well, Pig Wig told me," said Goosey Loosey.

"Monkey Bunkey told me," said Pig Wig.

"Chicken Little told me," said Monkey Bunkey.

"I tried to save my data but things were so slow that my form timed out!" said Chicken Little.

The Consul General turned to his email inbox and glanced at an update from Consular Affairs.

"Chicken Little, the system isn't falling. The connectivity issues with the DS-160 have been resolved."

All the animals laughed, and the Consul General laughed, too. Then CA held a press conference announcing that there would be no more problems with the DS-160 and the world laughed, too.

The Grand Champion in the Haiku category is Angela Pan of U.S. Embassy, Beijing.  The Grand Champion for the Limerick category is Brian Bolton, a former Foreign Service Officer.  I did not have time to request reprint permission but you can read the full text for all the winners here.

Thank you, Liam! That was fun! 
  











Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Cat in a Hat's Tale from Ambassador Godec

Robert F. Godec is currently the Principal Deputy Coordinator for Counterterrorism in the Department of State. From 2006 to 2009, he served as U.S. Ambassador to Tunisia. Ambassador Godec has also served as a Deputy Assistant Secretary in the Bureau of Near Eastern Affairs and was Deputy Coordinator for the Transition in Iraq, charged with organizing the transition of policy and operational elements of the Coalition Provisional Authority and the standup of U.S. Mission Iraq.

During his time as US Ambassador to Tunisia, Ambassador Godec blogged at Tumbler here. One of our favorite posts was one he did about a year ago on “Reading Rocks!” at the American Cooperative School of Tunis.  Below are some kids dressed up as their favorite book characters and two ambassadors playing along. That's UK Ambassador Chris O’Connor in the Union Jack hat and Ambassador Godec as the Cat in the Hat.



Photo from Ambassador Godec's blog


The Cat in the Hat’s Tale (Or… Why reading is magic!)
A poem by Bob Godec (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
Written for the ACST “Reading Rocks!” Assembly | March 2009

I’ve come here today
With my striped hat and tie
For reading is magic
And I want to say why.

So this I must tell,

For it is just what is true
When you read a good book
You’ll never be blue.

Left all alone?

No one to play?
Read a short story
It’ll take you away!

With books as your friends

You’ll go many places
Some far, far away…
Why you’re off to the races!

There’ll be castles and dragons

And flights to the moon
Oh my,
my,
my,
my,
Don’t you want to go soon?

One day you can run

A race out on Mars
And the next you can sip
Tea with the stars.

You can cross a great desert

On a camel, in the sun
And find a lost kingdom
Now won’t that be fun!

Want to climb a tall mountain?

Meet a wizard or two?
Just open a book
There’ll be wonders for you.

For me a good book

Or a story so right
Is just what it takes
To make life really bright.

So I hope you will read

And give adventure a try
For there’s magic in words
And now you know why.

Well it’s time, I must go

But I’ll leave you with this
Trust the Cat in the Hat
And you just cannot miss.






Friday, March 5, 2010

A Boss on a Stretch Assignment Needs a Poem


Going Places

There was once an FSO on a stretch assignment in Burkina Faso
A real “Theory Y” type, a nurturing pencil thin mustache kind 
It worked exceptionally well so, he now is going places, O―
Corridor reputation and all that excepted,
I must say I’d follow this one with no qualms,
All the way ― even to Tobago, Sam.

There was once an FSO on a stretch assignment in Timbuktu
A real “Theory X” McCoy, a “throw you in the ocean” ahoy!
It was a bad, grainy, B movie horror show. Oh boo!
She, too, is now going places, O ―
I’m sorry I must say ― “no, thank you” I’d rather go
To Ouga than spend three years in Paris with vous.



Saturday, February 13, 2010

Video of the Week: "Underwear" by Lawrence Ferlinghetti


Since the fall out from the failed Christmas Day airline attack by the underwear bomber continues to reverberate within the beltway (see here, here and here), I thought Lawrence Ferlinghetti’s "Underwear" poem might come in handy. He writes, "don't get emotional... don't shout.... " Video is from SpokenVerse:



Don’t be deceived
It’s all based on the two-party system
which doesn’t allow much freedom of choice   
the way things are set up   
America in its Underwear
struggles thru the night
Underwear controls everything in the end
[…]
There won’t be no real revolution
And poetry still the underwear of the soul   
And underwear still covering
a multitude of faults
in the geological sense—
strange sedimentary stones, inscrutable cracks!   
If I were you I’d keep aside
an oversize pair of winter underwear   
Do not go naked into that good night   
And in the meantime
keep calm and warm and dry
No use stirring ourselves up prematurely   
‘over Nothing’
Move forward with dignity
hand in vest
Don’t get emotional
And death shall have no dominion   
There’s plenty of time my darling
Are we not still young and easy
Don’t shout


Full text of Lawrence Ferlinghetti’s poem is here.







Saturday, January 30, 2010

Video of the Week: The Diplomatic Platypus


A reading of a cautionary poem about politics and diplomacy in which a small gaffe leads to disastrous consequences. "The Diplomatic Platypus" by Patrick Barrington.  Youtube video from SpokenVerse.





Sunday, October 25, 2009

Sunday Tanka: At Embassy Port of Spain

At Embassy Port Of Spain, it rained with migraine, Complaints and hard rain;

And five DCMs stayed sane Changing zip codes and domains.

Embassy Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago (ISP-I-09-40A) July 09 | DOS/OIG: 07/29/09

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Rocking the Boat is a Dangerous Thing, No?

The Consuls’ Files: Missing since 10/02/2009

Yellow butterfly Rocks the old, wooden boat – splat! No more butterfly

The blog has been missing for 11 days now. Folks are still looking and asking questions. We now think that the somebodies got Madam le Consul and her blog; no, no, definitely not the aliens from space.

The cache files of her blog posts have now been posted in a zip folder at cryptome. Nathan Hodge of Danger Room has posted about her here and also put in a query with the State Department media desk last Friday. NDS at Calling a Spade a Spade calls her “a shooting star” and asks, “Where in the world is MLC???” The Consular Corner writes: "The Consuls' Files" - probably the best visa blog in the universe -- has disappeared from our screens. Over a relatively short period of time, 'Madam le Consul' provided more consular education to more people than any of us ...would have thought possible. ” The hunt is still on, the speculations are still coming in. Now, if she was shut down by the Consular Affairs bureau, and I say if, because I have not seen the paper trail yet -- my sense is that this is not for one single thing she wrote but the whole notion of an active, experienced senior consular officer blogging outside the “reservation” so to speak. That is -- that the expensive bureaucratic white out pen had not been put to good use and no one had been able to “edit” or “tighten” her thoughts for “clarity” prior to every posting. That and well, she must have caused some ulcers ... who knows what she was going to write about next ...

But see -- consular work is hard, grinding work and some people are exceptionally good at it; but it is oftentimes, a misunderstood trade. (No, these officers cannot get you out of jail and yes, they have been known to buy a hamburger or two out of their own pocket for the amcits in the jailhouse). Yes, despite the grunt work, consular officers can be smart, funny, witty and even quite fearless in their jobs. And here is one smart, funny, witty consular officer who has not been emasculated despite years in the bureaucracy. You’d think that the Recruitment Office at the State Department should have been happy to point to a blog like hers, especially in light of the persistent staffing need in the consular cone. For Madam le Consul did bring humanity, common sense, realism and humor to her blog. But with that authenticity comes less control, and control is the central issue, isn’t it?

I understand that some office at State is looking at updating the official guidance on blogs, social networking and such. The problem I’m afraid is that whatever decision will be written in stone will be arrived at by a few folks at the top of the chain who have no desire to blog or just want to keep the status quo of keeping everything but the fine nuggets under wraps ...

It is no wonder that the general public still thinks of diplomats as insulares, pampered cookie pushers, stripped pants ivy-leaguers working the cocktail circuits in cushy capitals around the globe. That is far from the truth, of course, but not being able to see and hear what Foreign Service employees think and do except in the vetted sphere of the official channels, not being able to understand their challenges working overseas, and seeing only a splice of a “self-flattering operation” in the official mag or blog -- why should the American public have a different view otherwise?

In the new era of Gov 2.0 and Diplomacy 3.0, the traditional notion that only the nice things get said and written about is still quite prevalent. It’s as if the price of admission to the club is to say just enough so they know you’re smart, but not too much that they want to throw you out club for being too smart. I supposed it helps us order our complex world if we know exactly what everyone says at any given day, which is -- not much. But this train has left the station a long time ago; the State Department has just not quite caught up with the train yet, or figured out how to put this into effective use.

I recognize, of course, that there are sensitive matters that are not appropriate to this medium. But as I’ve written previously, there has to be a smarter way around this without getting choked under the limitations of that great Muse of “official concern.” The trick, I think is finding the right balance between an authentic voice and a level of tolerance for less control.

As the first Federal agency created under our Constitution, the State Department has been around since 1789. This is an old, traditional, hierarchical bureaucracy. This is not to say that it has not tried to change or tried to examine itself in years past…it’s just that it’s stiff on the ankles, and used to its old ways….and it gets mighty cranky of anyone trying to hurry it into the next century…

In 1967 there was Chris Argyris’ report on organizational ineffectiveness within the State Department. Prior to its publication, Robert Peck of the Department of State's Office of Operations objected and argued that it presented “a rather dismal picture” of the Department and would incur publicity that would affect it adversely. I think this is an argument that lives on every single day in every department of a bureaucracy (not just at State, but more so at State), and newcomers will be schooled quickly that “transparency” and “openness” can only go so far … or it will come back and bite your silly arse. The disappearance of Madam le Consul's blog is a lesson; the question is -- are we being taught the right lesson or the wrong one?

* * * Here's something from the diplomatic memory lane:

In January 1967 the Department of State published Some Causes of Organizational Ineffectiveness Within the Department of State by Professor Chris Argyris of Yale University. A condensed version appeared in the January 1967 issue of the Foreign Service Journal under the title, “Do You Recognize Yourself?” Argyris based his report on tape recordings he made of three Airlie House management conferences held by the Department in 1965. Attended primarily by Career Ministers and Class I Foreign Service Officers, their purpose, according to Argyris, “was to help the participants enhance their competence in dealing with people and managing systems (such as embassies, regional bureaus, functional departments). During the discussions the men diagnosed with earnestness and commitment their personal limitations as leaders of people, as well as the problems of the Department of State as an organization.” Argyris concluded that the Department's interpersonal milieu, its “living system,” predisposed it to ineffectiveness and destined reform efforts to mediocre success at best and failure at worst. Among the system's norms, according to Argyris, were “withdrawal from interpersonal difficulties and conflict, minimum interpersonal openness and trust, [and] mistrust of one's own aggressiveness, and aggressiveness of others.” The result was a Foreign Service culture that discouraged forthrightness and risk-taking and encouraged those who played it safe and did “not make waves” either in their behavior or their writing. Argyris offered a series of recommendations for altering the living system so that it would reward risk taking and initiative. (Ibid., pages 21–26) Readers' reaction to Argyris' report was printed in the March, April, and May issues of the Foreign Service Journal.

Prior to publication of the report, Robert Peck of the Department of State's Office of Operations objected to a number of quotations in the report by Foreign Service Officers. He argued in a December 30, 1966, memorandum to Deputy Under Secretary of State Crockett that they presented “a rather dismal picture” of the Department and would incur publicity that would affect it adversely. Therefore they should be deleted. (Kennedy Library, Crockett Papers, MS 75–45, Argyris Report, 1966–67) Crockett decided not to delete any material, however, noting in his preface to Argyris' report that the decision “to publish it without censoring the quotations was not taken lightly” but that “being honest and open about the problems dealt with in this study offers the best beginning for dealing with them effectively and constructively.” (Some Causes of Organizational Ineffectiveness, page iv)

From Foreign Relations of the United States, 1964–1968 Volume XXXIII, Organization and Management of Foreign Policy; United Nations, Document 112

1 Source: National Archives and Records Administration, RG 59, S/S-Katzenbach Files: Lot 74 D 271, Administrative & Personnel. No classification marking.

2 Before leaving office, Crockett prepared for publication a manuscript of approximately 240 typed pages entitled “Management in the Department of State and the Foreign Service.” In his introduction Crockett wrote that the “Department of State and the Foreign Service, although they may have been late in joining it, are now in the forefront of the management revolution” and thus he prepared the manuscript “in order to give to the public, and to our own people, a description in layman's language of what the management of the Department and the Foreign Service consists.” Crockett circulated the 13 chapters among members of his office for review, comment, and approval. The manuscript was never published. A copy is in the Kennedy Library, Crockett Papers, MS 74–28, Book-Personal, W.J. Crockett.

3 President Kennedy called the State Department a “bowl of jelly” in 1961. (John Franklin Campbell, The Foreign Affairs Fudge Factory. New York, Basic Books, Inc., 1971, p. 6) Joseph Kraft called the Department a “fudge factory” in a May 20, 1966, Washington Post column that stated: “The fact is that the Department has not been run primarily as a decision-making instrument. It has been run as a fudge factory. The aim has been to make everybody happy, to conciliate interests, to avoid giving offense and rocking the boat.”

There is no electronic copy of Argyris’ paper but you can read it in the State Department’s library. I’ve also been trying to find a copy of Crockett’s “Management in the Department of State and the Foreign Service.” If you know where I can find one short of visiting the Kennedy Library, please drop me a note.

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Friday, October 9, 2009

The Promotion Season Needs a Poem ...

Four Seasons - Longbridge RoadImage by joiseyshowaa via Flickr

... because this is a tricky season. Not everyone will get a promotion. The folks who get it will spend the next couple of days responding to congratulatory emails and phone calls from their friends spread across the globe. Folks who do not get it, spend the next couple of days writing congratulatory emails to their colleagues spread across the globe who just got promoted. Happy, glad, sad, bad ... all in one season. Others may feel worse than bad about being skipped over and spouses had to bear watching their partners feel worse than bad about not getting that promotion ...it is a happy-sad season ...here is the poem I've been wrestling with for weeks... if only I had Billy Collin's craft...

Promotion Season

Here now comes the promotion season Pretty much like the flu season It comes bearing aches, once every year It comes bearing chills and headaches

Still –

It’s a season you warmly embrace Each year, and you don’t mind at all The heavy chills and body aches As long as it gets you on that list

Unlike the flu season there are no Shots, no vaccine or codeine to help Get rid of that bothersome pain, a pain That is worth all if you get on that list

But –

If you do not, well –just remember You cannot get it from sneezing Or from kissing and getting depress About it won’t make it any easier

Yes –

As A-100 mates embrace the season And all you get are the sniffles Why, bear the discomfort within reason For each season holds a mission –

Like the flu season, this one won't Hang around like pigeons, but same time Next year a brand new season returns Once more like a born-again inspiration

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

It's That Time of Year

If you know folks in the Foreign Service, you know that they have their ears on the ground for a few weeks now listening for promotion news. The Senior Foreign Service list came out in late September, the FS-03 to FS-02 mid-level list came out late last week (thanks Digger!), the rest should come out any day now. (I'll add the links here once AFSA post the lists online).

Congratulations to Ambassador Christopher Dell (formerly DCM at US Embassy Kabul and most recently confirmed as US Ambassador to Kosovo) for his promotion to Career-Minister (that's equivalent to a 3-star general). Also promoted to the rank of Career-Minister are: Ambassador David Pearce, currently of US Embassy Algeria and Ambassador Michael Ranneberger, currently of US Embassy Kenya. Stephen Mull, currently Acting Assistant Secretary for Political Military and Marcie Ries, currently the DAS at the VCI Bureau were also promoted to the same rank.

Unlike the private sector, promotion in the FS does not come immediately with a top floor office or a new position. It does allow you to bid for higher rank-jobs when you rotate to a new assignment. Those bidding now most probably have two bid lists, one if they get promoted, the other one if they don't. And with promotion you get bigger responsibilities (and bigger headaches) and more people to supervise as you go up the career ladder. If you break into the mid-level or the Senior Foreign Service, it also means larger square footage in assigned housing (based on position rank and family size). If you are the Ambassador, DCM, or principal officer, you get an official Pickard China fine china dining set, an official residence expense reimbursable account and at least 12-14 dining room seating. (I can't tell if the embassy china is embossed with the Great Seal eagle crest in 24 karat gold like the presidential grade china).

In any case, in the competitive nature of the diplomatic service, we have yet to hear of anyone turn down a position because it carries a bigger headache. With that in mind, a promotion tanka ….

with this promotion a top floor office—quietly my crowded inbox waves a flag, two aspirins on my desk, makes a fun wag

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fortress Embassies: A Tanka or Two

New US Embassy in ProgressImage by Moto Pony via Flickr

Two blog friends, TSB of The Skeptical Bureaucrat and Digger of Life After Jerusalem have both written on the recent dancing in a tide pool about fortress embassies by an outgoing ambassador. After a weekend reading the OIG report on US Embassy Croatia, a very good report I must say, except for questionable staff morale attributed to the location of its new fortress office -- I feel I must wade into the tide pool with a tanka or two…

But first, the OIG on that fortress Embassy in rural Croatia:

In 2003, Embassy Zagreb moved into a new embassy compound (NEC) whose fortress-like exterior and remote location are seen by many employees as a source of irritation and an impediment to conducting efficient, open relations with Croatia. Falling staff levels mean that current occupancy is 20 percent lower than the level for which the building was built. […]
US Embassy Zagreb via Wikipedia
Despite unanimous high regard for the Ambassador among the embassy staff and the Ambassador’s and DCM’s attention to the community, staff morale is not quite as high as expected for an operation so well run, in a pleasant and pro-American country. The principal reason appears to be the location of the NEC. This facility, which opened in 2003, has a very attractive, spacious, and well-designed interior, but it lies amid farmland and industrial warehouses, well outside the urban or even suburban reaches of Zagreb. Consequently, Croatians and third-country interlocutors rarely visit the Embassy; every meeting with a government official or other contact requires a bracket of up to an hour before and after in transit time; and the distance factor inevitably reduces the number of such meetings. In addition, the morning and evening commute consumes almost as much time as in cities with 15 times the population of Zagreb. Housing U.S. employees near the Embassy, as is planned, will reduce the commute but isolate them from the life of the country. In 20 years, Zagreb may sprawl outward to reach the Embassy; meanwhile, the NEC’s location thwarts the primary purpose for its existence. Embassy Zagreb is paying for its safety with two decades or more of unnecessary staff transit time and aggravation. In addition to the location issue, the building is at least 20 percent larger than necessary for the staff now required in Croatia.

Second, I did not realize that an OIG report can be quite inspiring as a muse. A tanka or two below:

the new embassy fortress-like, aggravation an impediment to open air relations a beauty obscured, secured

~ * ~

the new embassy fortress-like irritation one big obstruction to candid conversation an eyesore for sure, secure

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Hall of Shame: Song for the Traveling Bribery Men

Hey, hey … there’s nowhere to run The SAD's sensitive air operations Is sad, sad and swept up in a fraud Hey, hey … there’s nowhere to run Conspiracy, conspiracy, had no mercy But gov’s $40 million is no controversy Cuz it’s all classified information, anyway.

Okay … I'm too tired to hunt for more rhymes and I’m sleep-deprived today but I did want to post this quickly …

This one on Kyle Dustin "Dusty" Foggo, the disgraced former No. 3 official at the CIA from Marcus Stern of ProPublica (February 25, 2009) “Corruption Touched CIA’s Covert Operations.” Excerpts below, read the full report here.

According to prosecutors and testimony included in the filing, Foggo arranged for his family to remain in Europe at taxpayer expense while he moved to Langley. He then arranged a CIA job for his mistress, identified only by the initials ER. At first the CIA ruled that ER was ineligible for employment because a background check found that she had an improper relationship with a superior in her previous government position and had destroyed evidence being sought by the inspector general of that agency.

"Instead of being receptive to her supervisor's critiques and suggestions, ER made it clear that she had influence with Foggo. Indeed, she did," the prosecutors' sentencing memo [2] states. "Her supervisor had been an attorney with the (CIA's Office of General Counsel) for 20 years, during which time she received numerous performance awards and even the Career Intelligence Medal, which rewards 'exceptional achievements that substantially contributed to the mission of the Agency' over the course of her career. Within months of crossing Foggo's mistress, however, she suffered a humiliating firing by Foggo."

The government's 24-page reply [1] to Foggo's sentencing memorandum, 31-page sentencing memo [2] and 82-page appendix [3] are full of such previously undisclosed material.

But here is the great part – Foggo is asking for the court’s consideration because he is a family man (p.17).

In the Government’s Sentencing Memorandum, the Acting US Attorney writes: "The Court will see that, despite his effectiveness as an administrator, Foggo was never a truly honest public servant. His charm and guile took him to the highest ranks of the Central Intelligence Agency, where he was finally exposed. For his crime, which spanned more than three years, and for the public he deprived of his honest services when they needed them most, Foggo deserves to be imprisoned for over three years."

And then here’s the other one.

AP reports that Michael John O'Keefe, Sr. who was formerly the deputy nonimmigrant visa chief at the U.S. Consulate in Toronto, Canada, has pleaded guilty to accepting an illegal gratuity, a felony that carries up to two years in prison and a $250,000 fine. It also reports that O'Keefe is to be sentenced on June 19 so he can finish the semester at Southern New Hampshire University, where he is now a professor. The Union Leader however, reports that officials at Southern New Hampshire University, where Michael O'Keefe had worked as a part-time instructor since fall were stunned and said O'Keefe would no longer teach at the school. "Obviously, we will immediately remove him from the classroom," said Paul LeBlanc, the school's president. "We had no idea."

Hey, hey…there’s nowhere to run…

Update: The wires is reporting that it's a 37-month sentence for Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, which matched the prosecutors' recommendations. He pleaded guilty to a single count of fraud.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Video of the Week: Papergirl's Love Poem

love poem by Mary Fons

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

State Department's Email Storm as Muse

Consul-At-Arms on the email storm that recently hit the State Department:

A lot of knuckleheads can't seem to resist hitting "reply-all" to an e-mail whose addressees run to six or seven pages, and those aren't individual addressees, they're distribution lists!

It's still happening as people seem to be returning from leave and finding their own in-boxes clogged and cluttered with this nonsense. The responses tend to say stuff like "take me off this address list" or "stop hitting reply-all!" (which I find pretty funny in a dopey sort of way) or even one "I'm important, stop wasting my time" from a certain unnamed ambassador.

Steve at Dead Men Working also has his take on the same storm with the cyber-security/DS angle here.

I have to say I like the haiku contributed from SA-27:

"STATE workers helpless Captive to this email worm Tech guys please save us"

I won’t add another haiku but I’ll contribute a couple of tanka poems (ancient cousin of the haiku) to mark this episode. Tanka poems are short, lyrical poetry structured in 31 syllables arranged in groups of 5, 7, 5, 7 and 7, syllables, in a two-part form with the first part in 5, 7, 5, and the second part in 7 and 7.

Email Surge

Roaring storm crashes “Reply to all” swells and floods Mail surge? Whatisit?

Stop wasting my time, I am Ambassador – important!

What if this was a soft cyber-attack generated by malicious individuals or frenemies of the United States? Sorry, I’m not a tech person but I have a healthy gene of paranoia. In any case, in honor of the unspecified disciplinary actions for all those who could not find their “delete” buttons next time:

Save Us

Evil email worm Takes State’s fine workers hostage Distress, they need help.

Disciplinary actions In the works, people watch out!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Video of the Week: What I Want

Nora York starts off with Sir Thomas Wyatt’s (The elder) poem “I Find No Peace” to introduce her song:

I FIND no peace, and all my war is done ; I fear and hope, I burn, and freeze like ice ; I fly above the wind, yet can I not arise ; And nought I have, and all the world I seize upon.

Then it’s off to a spectacular ride with her performance of “What I Want” (music and lyrics here)

I want what I can't have; Need what I can't want; Have, but I don't have what I want.

Can you find the place where your mind won’t stop and your heart says go?

~ ~ ~ Video from ted.com licensed under the cc license "attribution -- noncommercial -- nonderivative."

Related Item: Nora York's Website

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Video of the Week: Forgetfulness

View poetry in an entirely new and innovative way. Billy Collins, former US Poet Laureate and one of America's best-selling poets, reads his poem "Forgetfulness" with animation by Julian Grey of Headgear. Noted for their intelligent humor, accessibility and observations on daily life, Collins' popular poems come alive further in a series of animated poems produced by JWT-NY. - - - - The Poem:

The name of the author is the first to go followed obediently by the title, the plot, the heartbreaking conclusion, the entire novel which suddenly becomes one you have never read, never even heard of, as if, one by one, the memories you used to harbor decided to retire to the southern hemisphere of the brain, to a little fishing village where there are no phones. Long ago you kissed the names of the nine Muses goodbye and watched the quadratic equation pack its bag, and even now as you memorize the order of the planets, something else is slipping away, a state flower perhaps, the address of an uncle, the capital of Paraguay. Whatever it is you are struggling to remember, it is not poised on the tip of your tongue, not even lurking in some obscure corner of your spleen. It has floated away down a dark mythological river whose name begins with an L as far as you can recall, well on your own way to oblivion where you will join those who have even forgotten how to swim and how to ride a bicycle. No wonder you rise in the middle of the night to look up the date of a famous battle in a book on war. No wonder the moon in the window seems to have drifted out of a love poem that you used to know by heart.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Return of the Fallen: No More Photos of the Hidden Cost

Dover AFB Photo from memoryhole.org For The Fallen (excerpt) Robert Laurence Binyon
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. But where our desires are and our hopes profound, Felt as a well-spring that is hidden from sight, To the innermost heart of their own land they are known As the stars are known to the Night; As the stars that shall be bright when we are dust, Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain; As the stars that are starry in the time of our darkness, To the end, to the end, they remain.
I just watched the Highway of Heroes Canada in NBC News. Kevin Tibbles, the NBC correspondent writing about the clip says that "Each time a Canadian soldier dies in Afghanistan, fighting alongside Americans in the war on terror, people simply gather on the bridges out of respect. They stand, maybe salute, maybe wave a flag, to show the fallen combatants family they are not alone. It isn't political. It isn't organized. It doesn't cost a cent. And yet hundreds of ordinary people come to stand and say 'thanks' each time the body of a soldier comes by. I think it is hard for anyone not to cry or be touched by this grassroots efforts sprouting like clouds, proclaiming somberly under sun or snow, "we will remember them." Until recently, we have not been allowed to see much of the return of our own fallen soldiers. A historical note on this restriction from the National Security Archive:
The ban on media coverage of returning casualties was imposed by Defense Secretary Cheney after an embarrassing incident in which three television networks broadcast live, split-screen images in December, 1989, as the first U.S. casualties were returning from an American assault on Panama. In that incident, President Bush was seen on television joking at a White House news conference while somber images of flag-draped coffins arriving at Dover Air Force Base moved across viewers' screens. The ban on war casualty images was continued during the Clinton administration, which made several exceptions to allow publication and broadcast upon the return of victims of attacks against U.S. personnel abroad, including the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole in 2000. President George W. Bush continued the ban following the start of the Afghanistan war in October, 2001 and the Iraq invasion in March, 2003.

Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Henry Shelton, coined the phrase "the Dover Test" to describe the impact of images of flag-draped coffins returning from a battlefield to the military mortuary at Dover, potentially affecting public support for a war. Images of casualties have played significant roles in many previous conflicts, beginning with the Civil War in the 1860's and continuing through World Wars I and II and the Vietnam conflict in the 1960's. In 1991, President Bush asserted that the U.S. had "kicked the Vietnam syndrome once and for all," but later in the 1990's, deployments of U.S. troops in Somalia, Bosnia and Kosovo were influenced by memories of the images of Vietnam-era casualties.

An initial release of 361 images was provided by the Pentagon in April, 2004 in response to a Freedom of Information Act appeal by Russ Kick, who maintains the web site thememoryhole.org. The Pentagon later declared that release to have been a mistake and refused to release further images, which prompted Ralph Begleiter and the National Security Archive to challenge the policy. In its April 28, 2005 release, the Archive says: In response to Freedom of Information Act requests and a lawsuit, the Pentagon this week released hundreds of previously secret images of casualties returning to honor guard ceremonies from the Afghanistan and Iraq wars and other conflicts, confirming that images of their flag-draped coffins are rightfully part of the public record, despite its earlier insistence that such images should be kept secret. More photos here from the National Security Archive. The release came one year after the start of a series of Freedom of Information Act requests filed by University of Delaware Professor Ralph Begleiter with the assistance of the National Security Archive, and six months after a lawsuit charging the Pentagon with failing to comply with the Act. The Pentagon made public more than 700 images of the return of American casualties to Dover Air Force Base and other U.S. military facilities, where the fallen troops received honor guard ceremonies. After a lawsuit forced its hand to release these photos in 2004, the Pentagon has stopped documenting the return of our dead. I'm trying to get this straight in my head. The ban was originally put in place to avoid a repeat of an embarrassing moment. After confirming that these images belong to the public, they just stop taking photos to what -- permanently ban embarrassing moments? What about marking the passing of heroes? Secretary Gates, are you there? Read more about the return of the fallen here.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Remember More

Remember by Christina Rossetti

Remember me when I am gone away, Gone far away into the silent land; When you can no more hold me by the hand, Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay. Remember me when no more day by day You tell me of our future that you planned: Only remember me; you understand It will be late to counsel then or pray. Yet if you should forget me for a while And afterwards remember, do not grieve: For if the darkness and corruption leave A vestige of the thoughts that once I had, Better by far you should forget and smile Than that you should remember and be sad.

The speaker in Rossetti's piece comforts the loved one left behind; if you should forget for a while, you should not grieve. He gives permission to "forget and smile," rather than "remember and be sad." He thought of the left behind with a fullness of love and consideration and only asks for occasional remembrance. Thus, giving the living an excuse not to hurt or mourn, or learn more - and apparently, we're doing exactly that.

In today's issue of the NYT, David Carr writes "The Wars We Choose to Ignore", on how the coverage of the Iraq war has tapered off even as the body count remained high. He says that according to the Project for Excellence in Journalism’s News Coverage Index, the coverage of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan has slipped to 3 percent of all American print and broadcast news as of last week, falling from 25 percent as recently as last September. That television network news coverage has also gone off a cliff. He talks of reporters haunted by proximity to the dead and the wounded but wonders about the rest of us. "There is a cold and sad calculation that readers/viewers aren’t that interested in the war, whether because they are preoccupied with paying $4 for a gallon of gas and avoiding foreclosure, or because they have Iraq fatigue.” Below is a brief excerpt. To read the entire piece, click here.

[…] "public attitudes toward the war have become so calcified that few are interested in learning more. Why bother when things don’t change?

Except that they do, in a heartbeat. Last Thursday, Steve and Linda Ellis of Baker City, Ore., held a funeral for their daughter, Army Cpl. Jessica Ann Ellis. Corporal Ellis, a 24-year-old combat medic, died May 11 in Baghdad, a victim of a roadside bomb during her second tour of Iraq. She had been injured just three weeks before in a similar attack, but chose to go back out. She was assigned to the Second Brigade Special Troops Battalion, Second Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division and had curly, unruly hair, which brought her the nickname “Napoleon Dynamite” early in her military career.

[…] Hanging in the building where I work, there is a striking picture from the newspaper’s archives (by Angel Franco, a New York Times photographer) of a young soldier in Arizona looking up into the eyes of her father, saying goodbye, her eyes shiny with love and fear. I look at the picture every day as I walk by and think of my 20-year-old twin girls, safe at college. The feeling of gratitude is always followed by guilt. My girls are out of harm’s way, but what about that man’s daughter? What about Ms. Ellis?

On Saturday, her parents received an e-mail message from one of the colleagues in Iraq she was charged with looking after.

“There are wounds that don’t show on the outside,” he wrote. “She gave me the best medicine for what I had — hope and love.”

As the war in Afghanistan and Iraq enters its 7th year, can we pledge for more than occasional remembrance on all appropriate holidays of the year? Can we pledge to not just mourn but also to learn more, until all the troops are home?