Showing posts with label Huh? News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Huh? News. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2011

If GOP presidentiable Michele Bachmann wins, you don't have to worry about bidding on Tehran

Great news, folks! One less hardship post to put on your bidlist. And the Afghanistan-Iraq-Pakistan (AIP) bidding cycle will not become an Afghanistan-Iraq-Iran-Pakistan  (AIIP) cycle.



Of course, if Rick Perry wins and you're a Fed who do not share his philosophy (he did not think he could fire you) -- he promised to reassign you to "some really god-awful place."

Wonder what happens if you're already in some god-awful place? I bet he'll open an embassy in some worser really god-awful place just to teach you a lesson ... like Tehran ... Timbuktu ... or gee, I can't remember some other god-awful place that starts with a "T?"



Saturday, November 26, 2011

Thanksgiving Day 2011: Foreign Service Roundup


US Embassy New Zealand:
2011 Downtown Community Thanksgiving Lunch| Photos from the annual American Thanksgiving Lunch held in conjunction with the Downtown Community Ministry and the Wellington branch of the New Zealand Chef's Association at the Wesley Church Hall.


Created with Admarket's flickrSLiDR.
Photo from US Embassy NZ/Flickr



US Embassy Thailand:
Thanksgiving Lunch at Ambassador Kristie Kenney's | Photos of the Thanksgiving lunch at the Ambassador's residence garnered the following comment on Facebook: "Would have been nice if the Ambassador and folks at the Embassy invited long term USA residents of Bangkok, who lost everything in the floods to dinner as well. Very crass of Excellency Kenney to celebrate with the "haves" while the "have nots" suffer. It is not going to be a very thankful holiday this year for some of us." To which Ambassador Kenney quickly responded: "No tax dollars used. This was my personal thanks to Embassy staffers for great work despite being flood victims themselves." On Thanksgiving Day, Ambassador Kenney also hosted fifty US military (army, navy, air force and marines) for dinner. They are all in Thailand to help with flood recovery efforts.


Photo from US Embassy Bangkok/FB


US Embassy El Salvador

Thanksgiving Day arrived with Occupy El Salvador protesting at the U.S. Embassy San Salvador "in solidarity with the 99% Global Occupy Movement." More here.

 
US Embassy Belgium
Ambassador Gutman invited American sportsmen and women to his residence for a Thanksgiving do.

Created with Admarket's flickrSLiDR.
Photos from US Embassy Bryssels/Flickr



U.S. Embassy Malaysia
Thanksgiving lunch for more than 300 staff and family members of the U.S. Embassy Kuala Lumpur. Turkey, pie, mashed and sweet potaties, corns and peas ... mmmmmm. Thanksgiving Day will have an extended run in Malaysia this year as the embassy will have a PUMPKIN PIE EXTRAVAGANZA open to the public next week with U.S. Embassy Officer Nelson Wu and other embassy staff!


Photo from US Embassy KL/FB

The big news, of course, on Thanksgiving Scaredy was non-halal turkeys "for Americans who still value their freedoms." Below an excerpt from Crossroads Arabia (a blog by a retired FSO):
“It seems that Butterball’s best practices also permit it to produce turkeys that meet the requirements for halal food. That is, its whole turkeys are deemed permissible for Muslims to eat.

This, apparently, has caused Islamophobe Pam Gellar to go berserk. She somehow sees the fact that Butterball turkeys are halal as a stealth attempt to convert Americans to Islam. I won’t – on principle – link to Gellar’s writing, but here’s an indirect link through Outside the Beltway. Yes, she’s as nuts as that post makes her seem.

Gellar has some really strange beliefs, quite laughable ones.

She appears to believe that if one eats a halal turkey, one mysteriously becomes a Muslim. Or gets tugged toward Islam. Or something. If this is true, it creates an interesting situation…

If I were to become Muslim by eating a halal turkey, then it logically follows that I would become Jewish by eating a Kosher pickle or hotdog. What would happen if I ate both at the same meal? Would I explode? Would I suddenly become Palestine, at war with myself?”


Which led us to this most disturbing image of a suicide turkey ever.  And Thanksgiving will never be the same again after this stealth infiltration.




Friday, November 18, 2011

Peace Corps Officially Suspends Program in Kazakhstan, Digital Diplomacy Crash Lands!

Logo of the United States Peace Corps.Image via WikipediaYesterday, I posted about the reported suspension of Peace Corps operations in Kazakhstan.  (Read After 18 Yrs in Kazakhstan, Peace Corps Will Reportedly Suspend Operations Due to Safety Issues). Today, Peace Corps officially confirmed it. See statement below:

Washington, D.C. | November 18, 2011 -- Peace Corps has suspended its volunteer activities in Kazakhstan based on a number of operational considerations. All 117 Peace Corps volunteers serving in the country are safe and accounted for, and will soon be participating in a transition conference.

“The Peace Corps has made significant contributions to the development of Kazakhstan for almost two decades,” said Peace Corps Director Aaron S. Williams. “For the past 18 years, Peace Corps volunteers have worked alongside their Kazakhstan counterparts to create a lasting impact that lives on in schools, clinics, NGOs and community and youth centers throughout the country. We thank the government and people of Kazakhstan for welcoming Peace Corps volunteers into their communities, and we are grateful for their strong support and partnership over the years.”

Kazakhstan is celebrating its 20th anniversary of independence this year. According to the United Nations Development Programme’s Human Development Index, Kazakhstan is one of the most developed countries in the world to host a Peace Corps program.

Peace Corps has operated in Kazakhstan without interruption since 1993. Over 1,120 Americans have served in Kazakhstan since the program was established, working with communities in projects focused on teaching English, education, youth development, HIV/AIDS prevention, and community development.

Families with questions or concerns may contact the Peace Corps’ Counseling and Outreach unit, which maintains a 24-hour, 7 days a week duty system. The telephone number during standard office hours is (800) 424-8580, extension 1470; the after-hours number is (202) 692-1470.

"Operation considerations" ... sounds like they could not hire a truck or something.

No mention of the sexual assaults/rape incidents, or allegations of espionage against PCVs.  Apparently, there are also reports of racial persecution against African-American volunteers.  Read more here.

In the one case of espionage allegations, Alexander M. White, who joined the Peace Corps in 2010 took to his blog to write a personal statement addressing the allegations.  His case  made it to the local papers and his blog post on November 7, 2011 blares with the blog title,

Мен шпион емеспін: I am not a spy!

There doesn't seem to be any "rapid response" or "correction for the record" on this issue from either the U.S. Embassy or the Peace Corps office in Astana.  Why was it hard to release a statement clarifying the role of PCVs?  Would it have upset our partner in the GWOT? If this happened in Egypt or Pakistan, wouldn't the embassy have rolled out its "correction for the record" already?
"Persons who have been employed by an intelligence agency, or otherwise have been associated with intelligence activities, are ineligible to serve as volunteers in the Peace Corps. This exclusionary policy is one aspect of the broader, long-standing policy of maintaining an absolute separation between Peace Corps and intelligence activities conducted by the U.S. government. This absolute separation is necessary to protect volunteers' safety and to maintain the trust and confidence of the people in the countries in which volunteers serve."

The official Peace Corps statement above is not posted anywhere in the US Embassy Astana's website, not in the embassy's Facebook page, not in the US Peace Corps in Kazakhstan website and oh, Ambassador Fairfax's FB page talks about an outstanding article he read:

Ambassador Ken Fairfax:
I just read an outstanding article by Kazakhstan's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Yerzhan Kazykhanov, on the need to improve relations between the Islamic countires and "the West." He makes great points by approaching the question from the perspective of Kazakhstan's multiethnic secular society and Kazakhstan's role as the current chair of the 57-country Organization of Islamic Cooperation.

The Peace Corps is pulling out of the country after 18 years of continuous operation and the embassy's media arm says nothing about it ... but we're told about what the ambassador is reading.

This is a great example of digital diplomacy crash landing in Kazakhstan!



Thursday, November 17, 2011

US Embassy Laos: Ambassador Karen Stewart Raps at StreetWave05, I dare you to look away

Video via The Vientiane Times:



See, it's hard to look away; stuck in my head forever now.  A blog pal worried, "Imagine her corridor rap....I mean rep.... now."  A longer and more more fuzzy clip from the US Embassy is here. Can't tell what she is rapping about, unfortunately, as the video in the embassy's YouTube channel contains no description of what this is about.

Ambassador Karen B. Stewart is a career member of the U.S. Senior Foreign Service.  In July, 2010, President Obama nominated her to be U.S. Ambassador to the Lao People’s Democratic Republic, she was confirmed by the Senate on September 29, and presented her credentials to the President of the Lao P.D.R. on November 16.

A native of Florida, Ambassador Stewart joined the Foreign Service as an economics officer in 1977. Her last overseas posting prior to  Vientiane  was as Ambassador to Belarus where she was apparently disliked by Europe's last dictator, and had to return to the U.S. even before the mission in Minsk was shrunk to a skeleton crew.

No, I don't think she performed this rap in Belarus.

And yes, I am extremely worried that some other American ambassador elsewhere is going to try and top this.

Update:
Thanks to Kelly (see comments) for posting the translation of Ambassador Stewart's rap from the embassy's FB page:
"I am really happy and excited. I love music and singing. I rap all the time at the embassy. I've got a pen in my right hand, a mic in my left. Who would believe the Ambassador can rap? I'm the Ambassador, my name is Karen Stewart. My raps are all clean, so the police don't have to check. Who would believe I'm 59 years old? I've got mad rapping skills like a 14 year old!"
I understand that the video uploaded to the QDDR site is actually titled "u-s-ambassador-to-laos-raps-to-teens-about-counterfeit-medicines."




Monday, November 7, 2011

General Fuller, Didn't You Know That Keeping It Real in Afghanistan Can Get You Sacked?

Maj. Gen. Peter Fuller, deputy commander of the American-led NATO effort to train and equip Afghan security forces gave an interview to POLITICO last week.  He said lots of things in that interview that you and I already know, and that U.S. officials already think but won't admit publicly for obvious reasons. 

This is not the first time that President Karzai and "erratic" had been used in the same sentence.  Apparently, frustrated diplomats and foreign statesmen have called the president of Afghanistan "as erratic, emotional and prone to believing paranoid conspiracy theories." But no one gets fired for writing that in a cable.  Read this account here from the Guardian (WL coverage from the Guardian, you may go blind if read from a work computer).

I am pleased to see that a two-star general went on the record to say the things he said. I'm sorry he got sacked and may be forced to retire.  But you don't get to become a general by accident or by political connections, unlike some of our ambassadors.  He must know that what he said in the interview will be reported widely. I don't think he is naive enough to think that there will not be any career repercussions.  It's not like they're just kicking cans and this came up.  So, that leaves me thinking -- either his frustrations with his Afghan counterparts have become crazy bad, or he knew what's coming, but may have thought the flap is worth it if this gets some airing.  

I particularly like the "poke me in the eye with a needle," (ouchy!) and the "cod's on the menu today." There is a poem in there somewhere.
 
Via Politico:

The two-star general flashed irritation when he brought up Karzai’s recent remarks that Afghanistan would side with Pakistan in a war against the U.S., blasting the president’s comments as “erratic,” and adding, “Why don’t you just poke me in the eye with a needle! You’ve got to be kidding me … I’m sorry, we just gave you $11.6 billion and now you’re telling me, ‘I don’t really care’?”
[...]
Fuller recently involved Afghan generals in a strategic review of the U.S. mission and said that they didn’t understand the extent to which America is in economic distress.

“I said, ‘You guys are isolated from reality.’ The reality is, the world economy is having some significant hiccups. The U.S. is in this [too],” Fuller told POLITICO. “If you’re in a very poor country like Afghanistan, you think that America has roads paved in gold, everybody lives in Hollywood. They don’t understand the sacrifices that America is making to provide for their security. And I think that’s part of my job to educate ’em.”
[...]
In fact, the Afghan government made requests for F-16 fighter jets and tanks, even without the budget to use or maintain them, said Fuller. “I actually had someone senior tell me, ‘All I want to do is put them [tanks] on a flat bed and drive them around in a parade,” he said.
[...]
“You can teach a man how to fish, or you can give them a fish,” said Fuller. “We’re giving them fish while they’re learning, and they want more fish! [They say,] ‘I like swordfish, how come you’re giving me cod?’ Guess what? Cod’s on the menu today.”
Read in full here.

Below is a brief bio:
As the Deputy Commander for Programs Maj. Gen. Peter Fuller is responsible for planning and executing resources in order to generate and sustain an Afghan Army of 195,000 and an Afghan Police Force of 157,000 by November 2012.

Fuller joined the NTM-A / CSTC-A team from the Program Executive Officer- Soldier.  A native of Andover, Md., Major General Fuller was commissioned a second lieutenant in 1980 after graduating from the University of Vermont with a Bachelor of Arts in History and Political Science. He also holds: a Master of Science in Public Administration, Shippensburg University, Shippensburg, Pa.; a Master of Science in Military Arts and Sciences, U.S. Army Command and General Staff College, Fort Leavenworth, Kan; and a Master of Science in Resourcing of the National Security Strategy from the Industrial College of the Armed Forces, Fort McNair, Washington, District of Columbia.

His awards include the Distinguished Service Medal, Legion of Merit (with two oak leaf clusters); Defense Meritorious Service Medal; Army Meritorious Service Medal (with two oak leaf clusters); Army Commendation Medal (with oak leaf cluster); Southwest Asia Liberation Medal; Army Achievement Medal (with oak leaf cluster); National Defense Service Ribbon; Army Service Ribbon; Army Parachutist Badge; Office of the Secretary of Defense Identification Badge; Army Staff Identification Badge; and the Overseas Ribbon.
Danger Room's Spencer Ackerman writes that "Getting fired from Afghanistan doesn’t necessarily end Fuller’s Army career. But that career will be in need of serious rehab if Fuller doesn’t opt to retire. All for saying something that a lot of people in the military quietly agree with — even if they know better than to tell it to a journalist."

Whether he gets his career rehabilitated or he gets retirement, I don't know. But it seems a certainty that his successor, too will need to educate the Afghans on the sacrifices that America is making to provide for their security. But he must do it gently and carefully so as not to offend their feelings, see?  It doesn't matter that they, too, offend our feelings.  I'm sure General Fuller's successor will get a couple of advice like, 1) stay away from loaded words like, "needle", "poke", "eye", "cod", "erratic", and a host of other words that are seen as inappropriate. Even if they're true. And 2) stay away from journalists, because they write stuff down.



Wartime Contracting Records Definitely More Sensitive Than 9/11 Commission Records - Sealed Until 2031!

Logo of the Commission on Wartime Contracting ...Image via WikipediaFrom Jake Wiens of the Project for Government Oversight

The recently dissolved Commission on Wartime Contracting (CWC) did just about everything right. Created in the spirit of the Truman Commission, the CWC identified as much as $60 billion in contracting-related waste and fraud in Iraq and Afghanistan. In the process, the CWC held 25 hearings, released 8 reports, and published detailed recommendations intended to prevent waste and fraud from occurring in future overseas contingencies. Perhaps most important, the bipartisan commission was unanimous in its findings and recommendations, notable in a city known for its partisan gridlock.
    
But the Commission’s decision to seal its internal records for 20 years is just plain wrong. The decision, first reported by the Wall Street Journal, blocks the public and watchdog groups from using the CWC’s source material to build upon the important work of the Commission and to help prevent waste and fraud in overseas contingency contracting in the near term. 

Clark Irwin, the CWC’s spokesman, told the Wall Street Journal the seal was justified because “there is sensitive information in there.” He cited proprietary company information, attorney work products, and classified documents as examples of such records. Another source told the Journal that the expectation that the CWC’s records would be sealed was necessary to encourage sources to speak candidly.

But Irwin’s argument ignores the fact that documents are only released by the National Archives after first going through an extensive vetting process. So whether the seal is 20 years, 20 days, or even if there were no seal at all, the truly sensitive material would be redacted or withheld. 

Sources close to the CWC have told POGO that the commissioners agreed to the 20-year seal after being informed that it was standard practice. But 20 years doesn’t appear to be anywhere near standard. Congress has created six investigative commissions in the last 20 years, the most well known being the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States (9/11 Commission). 

The 9/11 Commission, which investigated issues of the most sensitive nature, sealed its records for just five years.

Read in full here.

Yo, Commissioners - I think you've all been played!

I just finished writing to both my senators and my congressman.  If you're reading this, please click here and write to your congressional representatives.  We should not tolerate this type of actions in the guise of protecting "sensitive information." Sensitive information, my foot!  This is pure and simple "cover your ass" strategeries, too laughable if this were not real.  The Commission should reverse the 20-year seal of its internal records. If it is unable to do so, Congress which created this Commission should quickly remedy this situation before they bury the boxes in underground bunkers until 2031.



 
 
 

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Former SecState Condi Rice's Comedy Hour - Everywhere Including The Daily Show

It's been hard blogging the last couple of days.  There doesn't seem to be any peace and quiet from the Greece debt crisis, the Herman Cain crisis, the defund UN crisis, the population crisis (there are now officially 7 billion of us, did you hear that?), less than 30-days Super Committee crisis, and all the other -isis. So I went and look up Jon Stewart for some laughs. And what do I get, Condi Rice at her finest! 

Yes, too bad, Jon Stewart did not invite Peter Van Buren for a tandem show on Iraq. That would have been spectacular.



More here:



I went to Foreign Policy for some serious reading and she's there too! Heeeelp! She's everywhere - saying things like "Leading from behind" is an oxymoron.  And that "We never expected to leave Iraq in 2011."

Can we please fast forward to Bob Gates future book already?  Why? Because at least, he doesn't give me a WMD headache as much as this one.




Thursday, October 27, 2011

Condi Congratulates Her Excellent Self in Her New Book, And Why Not?

Condoleezza Rice London, England March 1, 2005...                            Image via WikipediaVia WaPo - ‘No Higher Honor: A Memoir of My Years in Washington’ by Condoleezza Rice by Glenn Kessler:

"Rice is much more open detailing the administration’s struggle to deal with Iraq’s descent into violence during Bush’s second term. She congratulates herself on forcing more State Department officials into the field, but she might want to read “We Meant Well”— a hilarious and often depressing account by a foreign service officer of what really happened on the ground."

Read in full here.

Oh, she congratulates herself - now, that's a must read section.  Wonder if that infamous town hall made the cut in her book, complete with invited reporters at a ready to record those "whinny" diplomats who dared asked questions about what do you do after you get to Iraq.

Kessler writes that the former Secretary of State "congratulates" herself on "forcing more State Department officials into the field." Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot! Why is she congratulating her own excellent self?  I bet she did not know that most Foreign Service folks were already serving in the field before she came to Foggy Bottom? Or that the civil servants were hired to man the fort on C. Street not the blackholes of  ....

Pardon me?  Oh, you mean, she "forced" them into the war zones in 2007? Must be it. Except wait a minute .... neither her then Director General of the Foreign Service or Deputy went over there to serve.  I heard they worked REALLY hard at HR to get people to go; remember the prime candidate exercise? So basically, some suckers went to the war zones and others got their ambassadorships to some pretty sweet island countries in the Pacific or elsewhere without ever having some Baghdad dust on their shoes. You say it's unfair?  But who says bureaucratic life should be fair?

I'll have to wait until my public library gets a copy of this book. Sorry, I can't, I just can't bear to part with my donated dollars for Dr. Ferragamo's legacy shoring book.









Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Blogger Confidential: Deconstructing the Big House "Clearance" Mailbox

Since the day when Peter Van Buren posted in his blog the letter of suspension he received from Diplomatic Security, we have been reading concerned emails from some bloggers.

This is the section that is generating much concern:

"DS/SI/PSS has been notified that you have shown an unwillingness to comply with Department rules and regulations regarding writing and speaking on matters of official concern, including by publishing articles and blog posts on such matters without submitting them to the Department for review, and that your judgement in the handling of protected information is questionable. This raises serious security concerns and can be disqualifying under Adjudicative Guidelines "E" (Personal Conduct) and "K" (Handling Protected Information)."
So one blogger who is posted in Agonistan and will be known here as Blogger Alpha started the clearance process for all his/her blog posts to stay on the right side of things.  Below is Blogger Alpha's interesting first-hand experience with the Big House "Clearance" mailbox.

From: Blogger Alpha
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan

As required, below is a blog post submitted for your clearance.

Please acknowledge receipt of this submission.

Thank you,
Blogger Alpha
(Attachment)

----- Forwarded Message -----

From: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Blogger Alpha
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan

Dear Blogger Alpha,

This is to acknowledge receipt of your article, "Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan." However, neither Dolly Parton nor dolls fall under the category considered "matters of official concern." Please read your article carefully before submitting for clearance.

Jane Doe for “Big House Clearances Mailbox”
Bureau of Professional Responsibility in Participatory Media
Tel: [REDACTED]
BigHouseClearances@bighouse.xgov


----- Reply Message -----
From: Blogger Alpha
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan 2

Please note that my article, "Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan" is not about Dolly Parton or dolls.  There are folks with guns in this blog post, and it is set in Agonistan, just one of our priority sites in the whole universe.

Since this is a blog post, I request expeditious review and clearance of the attached material.

Thank you for your assistance,
Blogger Alpha
(Attachment)

----- Forwarded Message -----

From: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Blogger Alpha
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan2

Dear Blogger Alpha,

Thank you for calling my attention to the oversight and resending your blog post for clearance.

Your article, “Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan,” is not/not cleared for publication.  For starters, the article clearly addresses matters of official concern because it contains details about our facilities and bases in Agonistan.

Bureau X and Bureau Y refused to clear the article for publication due to the fact that the piece contains information that, if released, could be used to identify and exploit the vulnerabilities and capabilities of security at our bases in Agonistan. 

It is also quite possible that the views you express in the piece as official policy goals will be attributed to the Big House, notwithstanding the use of a disclaimer as required by 3 FAM 4172.1-4. This will, of course, as you know impair the proper functioning of the mission and our wider public relation efforts.

Think before you hit send. How's this for expeditious? :-)

Thanks,

Jane Doe for “Big House Clearances Mailbox”
Bureau of Professional Responsibility in Participatory Media
Tel: [REDACTED]
BigHouseClearances@bighouse.xgov

----- Reply Message -----

From: Blogger Alpha
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan 3

Thank you for your quick response.  I do have a few questions.

All information about our bases and facilities in Agonistan comes from open sources and publicly available non-WikiLeaks, non- restricted materials online  (check out this link that list them).  

Can you please tell me which specific words in my article could be used by our enemies to identify and exploit our security, that they have not learned from a simple Google search?

I would also appreciate an explanation on how this blog post with a proper disclaimer could be construed as attributable to the Big House.  My disclaimer is carefully worded to make clear that my writing is a personal opinion and not an official statement from the Big House.

Is it possible that the non-overcome of a disclaimer is being applied arbitrarily to my blog submissions because they contain contrary opinions on what's sunny in Agonistan?

Thank you,
Blogger Alpha


----- Forwarded Message -----

From: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Blogger Alpha
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan3

Dear Blogger Alpha,

Due to a miscommunication within the Big House, the previous response you received mistakenly emphasized the security concerns raised by your article.  Please disregard that response.

Below is the real reason why your article is not/not cleared for publication.

The piece clearly implicates security issues in its reference to a lack of “broomsticks for air flyers” to support Big House staffers who remain in Agonistan. 

However, our overriding concern with your article is that it includes numerous statements, all on matters of official concern. You cannot call the President of Agonistan a "snake" without some official reaction. We do want to keep our regular weekly meetings with him, and you probably know how touchy he can be. What you write therefore could adversely affect our relations with Agonistan as well as our larger mission to defeat the forces of evil in that region.

Furthermore, your article addresses a purported plan to keep 25,000 witches with brooms in Agonistan “until the end of time” and to house them on “permanent caves and covens.”  Plus, the article discusses specific locations for such covens.  It also implies that the Big House intends to invade other countries in the area using droid witches; where did you get that idea?

As well, you note that the Big House would ignore Agonistan's demands to send home all staffers regardless whether they are certified witches or warlocks. Any of these statements, taken individually or in combination, supplemented by others that appear in the article, could cause serious damage to our policy, and in particular to our Sisyphean efforts and military/development activities in Agonistan. 

In addition, this harm would be amplified in the wider international community.  People potentially will give credence to such statements coming from an in-house staffer (particularly one who is currently working in Agonistan), never mind the required and well-worded disclaimer included in the piece.

And while it may be true that some of the information and speculation in your article comes from “open sources” or "publicly available non-WikiLeaks, non- restricted" materials online, this is not a determinative factor in our analysis of the submission.  Please note that the publication of sensitive information from open sources does not absolve you and other employees from the requirements and standards set forth in 3 FAM 4170. Just because it is out there does not mean you are free to discuss it.

For these reasons, the Big House is not/not in a position to clear your article as submitted.  We are, however, prepared to review it again, and possibly clear it for publication, if you edit it significantly (like maybe delete paragraphs 1-20?).  If you wish to publish any future articles on matters of official concern, please recognize the potential effects of your comments on our relations with friends, enemies and frienemies and on one of our most delicate missions ever.

Thank you.

Jane Doe for “Big House Clearances Mailbox”
Bureau of Professional Responsibility in Participatory Media
Tel: [REDACTED]
BigHouseClearances@bighouse.xgov

----- Reply Message -----

From: Blogger Alpha
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan 4

If I delete paragraphs 1-20, I'd be left with nothing but the title for my blog post.

Blogger Alpha


----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Big House Clearances Mailbox
Sent: [DATE REDACTED]
To: Blogger Alpha
Cc: Blogger Alpha@email.xxxx
Subject: Please clear the following blog post: Dolly's Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Folks in Agonistan4

Dear Blogger Alpha,

You are cleared to publish the title.

Thank you.

Jane Doe for “Big House Clearances Mailbox”
Bureau of Professional Responsibility in Participatory Media
Tel: [REDACTED]
BigHouseClearances@bighouse.xgov









Thursday, October 13, 2011

PRT Laghman Inspects Projects from Air Due to "Unforgiving Terrain" and "Known Insurgent Activity"

According to its FB page, PRT Laghman which was founded in 2006 "executes counterinsurgency operations in support of Operation ENDURING FREEDOM and International Security Assistance Forces in Laghman Province, Afghanistan in order to assist the Laghman Provincial and District governments in securing the pop."


The PRT brings a wide variety of capabilities and skills to the fight; ranging from engineers, civil affairs experts, vehicle maintainers, medical personnel, administrative support and security forces. The team is aligned to support the Government of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan at the provincial level.

Laghman Province, made up of six districts, is approximately the size of Rhode Island. The terrain is mostly mountainous, with three rivers forming a "Y" providing the main geographical features of the area.

Methar Lam, the capital city, sits at the confluence of the rivers - the middle of the "Y", and this is where the PRT's Forward Operating Base (FOB) is located.

The PRT's media outreach is handled by the RC-East Public Affairs team. The team assists with "the free and open reporting by the media through engagement with international, regional and local media in a planned, timely and accurate manner. Media opportunities, embeds, and interviews will be conducted wherever appropriate within the rules of operational security." [See RC-EAST PAO | Email: BagramMediaCenter@afghan.swa.army.mil | DSN: 318-431-4356]

The RC-East PA team recently posted in its blog about PRT Laghman's participation in air recon.  Some photos below:

So -- 10 years of war, and five years since the inception of this specific PRT and our PRT folks have to conduct their inspection of schools and roads (both presumably USG funded) by air because of the "unforgiving terrain" and "known insurgent activity in the area."

I'm really not sure if the inspection is to see how the projects are having an impact on Afghan residents from the air or is it simply to check which projects have not yet been blown up?

There are good, rational reasons why aerial surveys bother greatly the Kabul Hipster of Hamsters on the Titanic. Read more here.





Monday, October 10, 2011

USG Employee's Security Clearance Revoked Because His US Citizen Wife Went to an Islamic School?

US-NationalGeospatialIntelligenceAgency-OrigSealImage via WikipediaU.S. Citizen Mahmoud M. Hegab worked as a budget analyst at the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA) until last year when his Top Secret/SCI security clearance was suddenly revoked. The revocation of his clearance was apparently due to the fact that his newlywed wife who is a U.S. citizen had graduated from an Islamic school located in the D.C. area. Also that she had participated in an ‘anti-war occupation protest in Washington’” on the grounds of the Washington monument, and that she had engaged in pro-Palestinian political activity while a student at George Mason University.

The wife had since graduated from GMU. And if the anti-war protest happened outside of Washington, would it have made a difference?

Last week Mr. Hegab filed a lawsuit against the NGA seeking reinstatement of his clearance. Mr. Hegab's complaint includes a rebuttal of the allegations against his wife.

Am I the only one who find this something out of the twilight zone? This is the United States of America. And here is a U.S. citizen forced to go to court to defend himself against "allegations" against his wife?

Quick excerpts from the court filing (h/t to Secrecy News):

5. Mahmoud M. Hegab, plaintiff, is a United States citizen who was employed by defendant, NGA.

8. Plaintiff was employed by NGA on January 4, 2010 in the position of Financial/Budget Analyst.

9. During plaintiff’s employment by NGA, he held a Top Secret security clearance and Access to Sensitive Compartmented Information (SCI). There were no problems with plaintiff’s employment and his performance was well regarded by his supervisors.

11. Bushra Nusairat is an American citizen, who at the time of her marriage to plaintiff was residing in Fairfax County, Virginia, and who has continued to reside in Fairfax County Virginia with plaintiff since their marriage.

12. By memorandum dated November 2, 2010, which plaintiff received on November 18, 2010, NGA notified plaintiff of its intent to revoke his security clearance and his access to classified information. The proposed revocation was based in part, on his marriage to Ms. Nusarait, and in part on information previously disclosed by plaintiff as part of his security clearance investigation in 2009 which had been reviewed, discussed and cleared by NGA prior to his being hired and being granted a security clearance by NGA.

24. With respect to his wife, Ms. Nusairat, plaintiff responded that his wife “is a U.S. citizen residing in the U.S. who has never been accused of any illegal activity or being associated with any illegal activity.”

35. NGA’s decision did not resolve all issues. It further continued:
However, the information provided does not mitigate your
spouse’s current affiliation with one or more organizations which consist of groups who are organized largely around their non-United States origin and/or the advocacy of or involvement in foreign political issues. This concern elevates the potential for conflicts of interest between your obligation to protect sensitive or classified United States information and technology and your desire to help a foreign person, group, or country by providing that information. (Emphasis added).
53. Plaintiff renewed his argument that his wife’s employment by Islamic Relief USA did not constitute a security risk, that the action taken was solely due to the anti-Islamic bias of NGA’s security personnel, and that the revocation of Plaintiff’s security clearance and access was in violation of his constitutional rights and privileges.
Read the complaint in full here.





Thursday, October 6, 2011

Asst Sec'y for Something Affairs Formally Announced Forensic Document Design and Integrity Coordination Unit Created in 2009?


This came out recently as a notice from the Something Affairs Bureau (SAB):

"Assistant Secretary [REDACTED] formally established a Forensic Document Design and Integrity Coordination Unit (FDDI/C) within the Something Affairs Front Office in 2009.  FDDI/C advises on and coordinates all issues involving the development, evaluation, and selection of document security features, as well as quality assurance processes of new improvements to all of Something Affair's secure documents to include the U.S. Passport, U.S. Passport Card, U.S. visa foils, Consular Report of Birth Abroad, Consular Report of Death Abroad and the Border Crossing Card.
yadda yadda yadda  is developing material testing procedures to provide quality assurance evaluation for all of Something Affairs' secure documents."

Wait ...wait a minute ....

This doesn't have anything to do with our post on September 8, 2011 on Spouse of Former Asst Sec'y for Something Affairs Lands Senior Job at Something Affairs?  It doesn't. Right-o. It doesn't have anything to do with it. The two are absolutely not connected whatsoever.

Thank you, that's good to know; did not want to upset our friends at the Something Affairs Bureau.

That is a strange notice though, don't you think? If the Unit was created in 2009, why would the A/S announced it like now? Perhaps the domestic staffers of Something Affairs did not know that they have a Forensic Document Design and Integrity Coordination Unit?  Perhaps the overseas staffers of Something Affairs did not know that they have a Forensic Document Design and Integrity Coordination Unit since 2009 - they are abroad, after all?  Perhaps the Unit has a new person in charge? Perhaps the Unit has a new fax machine?  Perhaps ... perhaps .... otherwise, it's kinda hard to imagine somebody writing a late announcement like this. And not just late, late but like two years late. If I were A/S, I would fire that announcement drafter already because really -- how long does it take to write a 500-word announcement?

And not to pick on our friends over at SAB or anything but since when has the Consular Report of Death Abroad been considered a "secure document?"  This document is not controlled or numbered in anyway. It's not hidden in the vault under lock and hard to remember combination. If you look in the ACS shelves, you'll probably find these forms hanging out over there without a care in the world.

Pardon me? What, not anymore?  Oh, sorry, you don't actually type on it anymore.

The Consular Report of Death Abroad is now automated, so those forms are not palling around under the shelves anymore.  Although now online, apparently this document still has no control number of any sort.  My beer-buddy complains that it is the most non-user friendly computer thingee to fill out online.  So, this might just be a project that the Forensic Document Design and Integrity Coordination Unit (FDDI/C) can really sink its baby teeth in. The document provides essential facts about the death, disposition of remains, and custody of the estate of the deceased American and generally used in legal proceedings in U.S. as proof of death.  So, of course, it must be made secure, that is, if it's not secure yet.

Why didn't you just say so?
 



Friday, September 23, 2011

Hilarious Conversation Online on Unaccompanied Posts: There is "No Official List"

Apparently, there is no official list on unaccompanied posts in the State Department. Below is a kinda "hilarious" (depending on your POV) exchange which transpired at careers.state.gov, the go-to site for those interested in careers and lifestyle in the United States Foreign Service. It is an official site of the United States Department of State, so one could reasonably expect that 1) they know what they're talking about, and 2) they know what they're talking about.

Anyhow, somebody posted a question inquiring about "unaccompanied posts:"

Unaccompanied post
User: Kristen
Date: 9/14/2011 5:48 pm
Is there a way to get the current list of unaccompanied posts?

Reply •
Re: Unaccompanied post
DOS Family Liaison Office (FLO
User: DOS Family Liaison Office (FLO
Date: 9/15/2011 2:17 pm
There is no official list of unaccompanied posts.  You can post a question about a particular post on this site or research the status on sites like www.state.gov.  You can also email: FLOAskUT@state.gov
Research the sites?  I'm sorry, that answer is practically called "L-A-Z-Y" in our book. But it gets better.

Re: Unaccompanied post

User: Visitor
Date: 9/17/2011 8:42 am
I found this June 2010 list of unaccompanied posts.  The blogger says the list was extracted from State Magazine:
http://diplopundit.blogspot.com/2010/06/state-depts-list-of-unaccompanied-posts.html
Reply •
Re: Unaccompanied post
DOS Family Liaison Office (FLO
User: DOS Family Liaison Office (FLO
Date: 9/19/2011 8:28 am
Please note that the list of UT posts does change from time to time.  If you have a question on a specific post, please contact:  FLOAskUT@state.gov

Ha! Ha! I think that's us!

What is confusing is that "there is no official list" but the "list of UT posts does change from time to time."Okdok, I think I got that.

Here's the funny thing: the official magazine of the State Department called State Magazine put together that list in a two-page spread about unaccompanied posts in the Foreign Service in 2010. The writer who did the piece, officially the deputy editor of the magazine thus an employee of the State Department cited his source as the Bureau of Human Resources, an official bureau at the State Department.  But wait a minute .... isn't that the same bureau that the DOS Family Liaison Office reports to? It is, but so what.... 

Anyway-- there is no official list, gotcha! Which begs the question, how hard is it to post a list of unaccompanied posts online and update it once a year? It's really hard? Really? Okay. It's Really hard.

I supposed I should call the extract below the unofficial list of State Department unaccompanied posts from the official magazine of the State Department. I suggest State Magazine labels it as such so there is no misunderstanding of any sort on what is official:

Unaccompanied Posts_State Magazine June 2010




Click here for the unaccompanied posts in February 2009, courtesy of the Foreign Service Journal, the trade publication of the American Foreign Service Association, the bargaining unit of the Foreign Service.






Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Bloggers Beware? Oops! I'm So Scared I Just Wet My Pants and I'm Not Wearing Depend!

Some DiploPundit readers wrote us about a letter in this month's Foreign Service Journal from a sorta kinda mid-pyramid type official which contains issues for the Foreign Service bloggers. It's not meant to scare you or anything but you should read the piece a hundred times just so the idea sinks in.

One of the "troubling blog entries" cited in the letter is that "Members of A-100 classes blog about their colleagues." Oh, petty, petty!  As far as I can tell, those newbies are so tickled about being asked to join the club and are so impressed by the talents/credentials of their new colleagues that they can't help themselves. They're on training for godsakes!  As long as they're not posting the names and addresses of their colleagues, and not scratching each others eyes out in each others blog (wait, how do you do that?) can we really blame them for their exuberance? Oh wait, apparently, some can.

And if I had any reservations previously that the Bureau of Consular Affairs had a hand in the demise of the dearly departed, Madam le Consul, I don't have one now:

The sorta kinda mid-pyramid official writes:

"Others are posting information that could lead to identity theft. One blogger, “Madam le Consul,” revealed in various entries her exact date and place of birth, her assignment history, her health issues, and other personal information. Though “Madam” took her blog down following rants about a policy issue that were not in line with official views, it did not take long to figure out who this “anonymous” blogger was."

Oops, I just fell off my chair! I read "Madam" every single day when she was alive and I don't think she ever posted her SSN, real name or address either. Silly, "Madam" and now she's dead, how are we supposed to steal her identity? And in the aftermath of her online death, they still speak ill of her. Perhaps remembering their knee-jerky kicky reactions on a true to goodness blogger with personality sharing the same floor with them?  And so the same writer who complains about A-100 members blogging about each other, wrote about his very own colleague in the same bureau, Madam le Consul. Excuse me, perhaps I should say, former colleague in the same bureau?

Of course, it could not have taken long for the Bureau of Consular Affairs to figure out who "Madam" was.  But was this official writing from inside knowledge? I don't know but he is a sorta kinda higher pay grade official in the Bureau of Consular Affairs, Madam's home bureau.  I am so impressed about the concern that blogging could lead to identity thief. An official in that same bureau apparently was so concerned about identity thief also that he/she "outed" Madam le Consul's real identity somewhere else in the Internets.  No, not in State's OpenNet but in something bigger, in the wide open-lanes of Facebook! Which is like wow, that's Brainful Dead! The official later deleted the "outing" after he was presumably overcome by his own brains. But I know who you are, dude; I can see through your concern.

I would have had more respect for this writer had he just said, "Madam blogged against regulations and we canned her." Don't give me that hokey-fakey concern about possible identity thief because goddammitt I'm not buying that, even in a fire sale, SIR!

Of course, you should always be wary about oversharing of personal information online since you don't know who is reading. Readers and followers could just be friends and family members and regular readers but could also be blog stalkers, counter-intel folks harvesting information, adding 1+1 and all that, or Feds with nothing better to do than leave anonymous comments about danger! danger! in the FAM.  Be sensible about personal privacy/security SOPs. Not just in blogs but in your other social media accounts.  Have you recently reviewed the privacy settings in your FB account? Why don't yo do that now?

Also, in line with that concern, you probably should sign up for credit report monitoring because if you did not know it, the State Department had a medical data breach relating to approximately a quarter million medical records. Your medical records.

So what you did not write in your blog, could still leak out online, courtesy of the State Department's eMED. Life can be funny that way.

The letter writer was clear that he is not "calling for the prohibition of FS blogs." But has the following couple of suggestions. Listen up:

"[...] if being a pundit is your calling in life, apply to The Huffington Post."

What a great, great idea! Sorry, he did not include HuffPo's HR number.  But should we presume then that if EFMs can get punditry gigs at The Huffington Post, that the State Department would stop harassing them and their spouses with threats of all stripes? An official response would be nice so I can help ask Arianna for a Foreign Service Lives tab in the Huffington Post.

Another suggestion -- "And if you really need to write down all of your thoughts about official policy or the negative attributes of your A-100 classmates, I suggest doing it the “old-fashioned” way: in a diary kept under your pillow."

Well, that certainly is an excellent suggestion which reminds me of that University of Michigan campaign of "Just Don't Do It!"

But... but ... the horsy has left the barn!

Instead of scaring the heck out of everyone including FS Grandma (I supposed a perfectly good intention for somebody in that paygrade), some real tips on the responsible use of blogs and other social media would have been more useful.

But that would have been too much to ask, especially since there is already an easier answer: "Just Don't Do It!"


NOTE:  For a couple if readers who are under the misimpression that the letter writer may also be the author of a recently departed blog, let me just say that I know the blogger and he is not at all related to that letter writer, god gracious me! And even if I did not know the now silent blogger, I know he would not have such double standards especially on blogging.  I'm fond of that guy! He would also never, never single out a specific FS blogger as prime example just so you can appreciate the carcass of a dead blogger and have nightmares! Sorry, I'm told I misunderstood and spoke too soon.  No one is confused about the identity of the blogger and the letter writer. Thanks for the corrections.  I would still say this -- none of my blog pals in the Foreign Service would ever single out a specific FS blogger as prime example just so you can appreciate the carcass of a dead blogger and have nightmares. Please write that down.










Thursday, September 15, 2011

Attacks in Afghanistan: Afghan Jack Bauer and Eagle Four, Wheeere Are Yoooou?

Spencer Ackerman of Danger Room made a note of the video put out by NATO-OTAN on the US Embassy Kabul attack yesterday.

The video appears designed to undermine that propaganda effort. Soldiers, Marines and their Afghan and foreign counterparts work calmly — but fiercely in tandem to direct rifle fire against the insurgents. Message: We got this — even if the Taliban just shattered the sense that NATO and the Afghan government at least had the capitol locked down.

At least six people are dead and 19 wounded, mostly Afghans, in a fight that subsided mere hours ago. We’re unaware of any previous effort from the U.S. military that got video out to social media nearly as quickly.
The 20-hour long attack on the US Embassy in  Kabul which is apparently "not a very big deal" according to Ambassador Crocker quoted here by the BBC is just the latest in the growing trend of attacks in and around Kabul.

Back in August, the State Department released its annual Country Reports on Terrorism. Below is part of the entry under Afghanistan:
2010 Terrorist Incidents: IED attacks, direct and indirect fire, and suicide attacks increased in 2010. The increase in ISAF troop presence from 100,000 to 131,730 and their kinetic activities likely led insurgents to increase their activity. There was a 72 percent increase in total kinetic events, with IEDs representing 25 to 40 percent of this activity. According to ISAF, the total number of civilians killed in 2010 exceeded those in 2009, totaling more than 1,408; the vast majority of these deaths were caused by insurgent elements.
[...]
While insurgent activity occurred daily, high profile attacks included:   
  • On February 26, 16 were killed, including nine Indian nationals, during an attack on two Indian guesthouses.
  • On May 28, the Taliban destroyed one school and threatened two others in the Lakan area of Khost; the attackers demanded the release of certain detainees before they would allow the schools to reopen.
  • On July 2, four were killed and 24 were wounded in an attack on the Kunduz office of Development Alternatives Incorporated.
  • On August 7, Taliban and Hezb-e-Islami claimed responsibility for killing 10 members of a medical mission team in Badakhshan Province.
  • On September 26, a British national who was kidnapped by insurgents was killed during a rescue attempt.
  • On October 8, the Kunduz governor Engineer Mohammad Omar, was assassinated.
  • On December 19, a suicide attack in Kabul killed five ANA officers.

Here's a list of attacks from January - June 2011, the list will be longer in next year's report.

Which makes me wonder where was Afghanistan's Jack Bauer or Eagle Four in all these?

Here is the blurb on "Eagle Four" via vimeo:
Eagle Four (Oqaab Chaar) is the first ever 13 part action/drama series shot entirely in Afghanistan. The series follows an elite Afghan Police Unit working to fight crime and insurgency amidst the chaos of war. The series was written and directed by Sean Lynch alongside a team of talented Afghan filmmakers and crew at TOLO TV.

I can't tell which one is supposed to be the Afghan Jack Bauer but watch the video:





EAGLE FOUR from Sean Lynch on Vimeo.



NPR notes in its report that television drama production is expensive anywhere, but neither the show's Afghan producers nor the U.S. Embassy in Kabul is willing to tell reporters how much the program costs. Um, I wonder why not....
U.S. Embassy spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden confirmed that the embassy provides funding for the program.

"We see this as an opportunity not only to help support the Afghan media sector, but hopefully also encourage a dialogue among Afghans about the role of the police in society and their growing capabilities," she said.

Hayden refused to say what it is costing U.S. taxpayers to fund the 13 episodes of this season's program. NPR has filed a Freedom of Information Act request for the information.

Apparently US Embassy Kabul has also funded, in addition to "Eagle Four,"  a youth-oriented soap opera set at a Kandahar university and a reality show-style documentary about army life.

David Ensor who was Director of Communications and Public Diplomacy at the U.S. Embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan and now Director of the Voice of America recently gave the keynote speech at USIP's Media in Conflict: The Evaluation Imperative.

No transcript of that speech appears to be available online. But nextgov.com reported about the event and talked about "Eagle Four." Excerpts below:
The shows are all meant to serve some public policy function, Ensor told an audience at the U.S. Institute of Peace on Friday. "Eagle Four," for example, is aimed at raising public respect for Afghan police officers, who are widely regarded as corrupt, while the youth-oriented soap opera focuses heavily on female students who would have been banned from attending university during Taliban rule.
[...]
While the shows have proved generally popular among the war torn nation's TV watchers, it's far from clear whether they've had any tangible policy effect, such as raising army enlistments or improving respect for public officials.

The embassy recently hired a consulting firm to gauge the programs' effectiveness, Ensor said, including through lengthy surveys of audience attitudes over time.
[...]
Ensor's total budget for media projects at the embassy, he said, was about $183 million over 18 months.

So there you are, some $183 million, not sure how much went to the production of these entertaining shows.  I'm still waiting for the result of NPR's FOIA request. I, too, would like to know how much taxpayer money was used to fund the 13 episodes of Eagle Four. 

Do you know? Or is that classified info we'd only find somewhere in the Internets? But ...but... it's entertainment news, what about the public interest?